The Lovable, Zany Pit: Funny Quotes About Pitbulls

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Tabatha started her freelance content writing career well over a decade ago, years before joining the DogVills team. She loves writing about dogs (currently a beautiful Shepherd and a newly rescued pit bull) and sharing her experience with new owners. Tabatha also owns her own boudoir photography business and works as a school nurse. In her downtime, she loves hanging out with her children and husband in their Florida home.

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There are many, many funny quotes about pit bulls! We chose a few of our faves!

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There are many, many funny quotes about pit bulls!  

So many we couldn’t fit them all here, we just chose our faves.  

Pit bulls really are (in my very professional opinion of owning one) the most lovable and comical breed.  

Check out these funny quotes about pit bulls.

Related: Pitbull Puppy Love: Quotes About Pitbulls

Funny Quotes About Pitbulls

“My pit bulls are smarter than your honor student.”

“No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. “-Fran Lebowitz

Hug-a-bull, Love-a-bull, Kiss-a bull.”

“If Timmy had a pit bull, he wouldn’t have been in the well in the first place.”

“Once you go pit, you never quit.”

The Lovable, Zany Pit: Funny Quotes About Pitbulls

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. “-Emily Dickenson

“My pit bull doesn’t just warm my heart; he warms my feet.”

“The end you should be concerned about is the tail end, those happy wiggles are brutal.”

“Pit bulls are very aggressive about showing their affection.”

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” -Phil Pastoret

“The more people I meet, the more I love my pit bull.”

The Lovable, Zany Pit: Funny Quotes About Pitbulls

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich. “-Lewis Sabin

“The only thing vicious about my pit bull is his gas.”

“If your pit bull is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”

“Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues.”

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” -Dave Barry

 

The Lovable, Zany Pit: Funny Quotes About Pitbulls

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.” -Samuel Butler

“Anyone who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a pit bull.”

Related: How Do You Keep Your Pit Bull Smelling Fresh Without Bathing Them Twice A Week?

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness, forgot about pit bulls.”

Aren’t pit bulls the best breed?  They are so misunderstood.  That’s why we all need to share what great dogs they are!  What is your favorite quote from above?  You probably have a some we didn’t post here.

 Share your favorite funny quotes about pit bulls with us below and share the love of pitties!  Post your favorites below in the comment section.

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  • Tabatha started her freelance content writing career well over a decade ago, years before joining the DogVills team. She loves writing about dogs (currently a beautiful Shepherd and a newly rescued pit bull) and sharing her experience with new owners. Tabatha also owns her own boudoir photography business and works as a school nurse. In her downtime, she loves hanging out with her children and husband in their Florida home.

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Tabatha H

Writer

Tabatha started her freelance content writing career well over a decade ago, years before joining the DogVills team. She loves writing about dogs (currently a beautiful Shepherd and a newly rescued pit bull) and sharing her experience with new owners. Tabatha also owns her own boudoir photography business and works as a school nurse. In her downtime, she loves hanging out with her children and husband in their Florida home.
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